So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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