i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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