I look better un-naked...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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