no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
