People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
