How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm bleeding and have questions
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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