Porn is love you can see.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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