So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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