is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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