Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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