I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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