Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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