He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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