Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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