That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i barfeds in our rink
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
false alarm, still single
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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