I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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