at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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