Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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