Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
wow bdsm is so cute
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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