with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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