I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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