She's JV to your varsity
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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