There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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