Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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