Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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