It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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