we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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