Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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