I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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