No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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