i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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