All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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