Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Found your dick twin last night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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