I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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