Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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