Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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