i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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