I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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