from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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