didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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