He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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