Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize