Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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