It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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