So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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