What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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