he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
