flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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