Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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