She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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