I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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