you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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