Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
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did you just send me my own nude
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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