This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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