Cold hands, warm shart.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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