i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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