This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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