dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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