Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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